The Beacon Tagline Contest

Posted 36 weeks ago by Bear


I took my once a year pilgrimage to the Beacon Drive In today. On my way home I was working on new taglines for the restaurant. Figured I'd share a few and see if anyone else had any bright ideas.

  • I ate at the Beacon and all I got was this lousy triple bypass
  • Making chubby people feel skinny since 1946
  • Moderation, Shmoderation
  • Who doesn't want to smell like grease all day long?
  • If you can see your burger we didn't give you enough onion rings.

5 Comments

Lord ~ 36 weeks ago

not that I've ever ate ther but . . .
"Our burgers will take your heart away . . . literally."

BILLY ~ 36 weeks ago

FAT FREE? NOPE. YOU PAY FOR THAT HERE.

Chris ~ 36 weeks ago

Betcha can't eat just one!

Mad ~ 36 weeks ago

Or, Where finishing your whole plate is not a compliment, it's a challenge (little dunkin donuts guy look-alike wearing a white apron shrugging his shoulders holding a plate whispers, 'can we give bigger portions?'). But then again, that only breeds competitive eating habits which is a whole new triple bypass source.

olivier blanchard ~ 36 weeks ago

As far from fine French dining as a restaurant can possibly get.

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