"Roly-poly, you're gunna be. Eatin' all the sweet stuff with the high calories..." They just don't make commercials like this anymore. (1) oompa-loompas went extinct in the 70's (2) catchy politically incorrect product jingles are on the endangered species list (3) "horizontally challenged persons of substances" outnumber "the weight watchin' man." (4) Never again will a brand of food products be called "Cock o' the walk." (via: wmmna)
Anyone else find it interesting that the "weight watchin' man" from the Cock o' the Walk commercial looks and acts a lot like Bob from the Enzyte commercials? Ahem.

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